What I learned This Month
In the past few weeks I have learned a lot.
-I learned that Scotty Nguyen likes to get belligerent.
-I learned that my resume is much larger than I thought because I can see Canada from my house.
-I’m pretty sure that there is only one guy who writes all of the
segues for Norman Chad and Lon Mcheron on ESPN…and he is really
getting on my nerves. I think it’s the same guy that does all of the jokes.
-On a similar note, I also learned that Ray Romano isn’t that funny without his writers.
-Gas station attendants get very confused when you ask to pre-pay for 10 gallons of fuel instead of asking for the $ amount (try it). It’s kind of like when a cashier tells you that your total is $10.43, so you give her $12.89.
-My friends were lying when they told me that Rep. Barney Frank used to do the voice-overs for Elmer Fudd.
Although I have learned much, I still have questions
-If a toddler can’t pop it’s ears properly in an airplane, will it’s head explode if it doesn’t stop crying because it can’t equalize the pressure? (Yes, I wrote this from an airplane, guess who was sitting next to me)
-WTF ever happened to Skee-lo?
Oh yes, and 1 other thing I learned. Girls will not think that you’re tough if you pull up next to them at a stop light, and you are blaring this song found below.
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- Taking a Bad Beat Smoothly
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- The Wheel and Evolution of Man
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