A Few Great Quotes
Here is a few of my favorite quotes. Feel free to add in the comments section.
“Someone better put a skirt on that hooker”
-Tiger Woods, after watching Will Smith hook a tee shot out of bounds
“If I went to the supermarket and put a table in isle 5 and picked the next 10 people that walked by to play poker with, they would be better than the f#%@n idiots that are playing downstairs”
-Eugene Todd, on the quality of play at the 2007 World Series of Poker
“Phil Hellmuth has got a weird look on his face, like an ostridge looking to mate”
-Gabe Kaplan
“I think people just realize how great I play”
-Gus Hansen on his own popularity
“My daddy would be rollin’ over in his grave if he knew I was losing in this game.”
-Doyle Brunson
“Bring us one more Patrick!”
-Sammy Farha on Patrick Antonius
“Back up the truck”
-Phil Gordon, right before he lost a seemingly unlosable bet
“A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer”
-Mitch Hedberg
“Gas station attendants get very confused when you ask to pre-pay for 10 gallons of fuel instead of asking for the $ amount. It’s kind of like when a cashier tells you that your total is $10.43, so you give her $12.89.”
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